Posted by
TOTA on Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:55:51 PM
Rumors are flying around the high rent district; two of the three news anchors O'Bama! is taking along on his middle east tour were seen buying knee-pads at local sporting goods stores. Remarkably, both chatted up the clerks, admitting that they were buying the knee pads for their big trip.
One has to wonder what purpose these knee pads will serve. One cad was overheard suggesting that they will need the pads as they bow and scrape before O'Bama!. I think they'll use the knee-pads to continue doing what they've been doing for the last year. As opportunity presents itself, O'Bama! will smile down at them as they slip on the pads. Perhaps He will sit in an overstuffed chair, limbs akimbo. As the news anchors take their turns on their knees before him, He will certainly express His gratification. He seems to make something of a mess of things. He'll be delighted to have the extra help of the anchors as they clean up the plane just as they've tried to clean up His campaign.
What did you think I was talking about? If you've watched the press literally gobbling Him up over the last year, I guess I can't blame you if you thought I was implying that they would be washing His feet, waiting for a blessing.
This trip is unprecedented in the history of the country. Given that O'Bama! has already handed down His Iraq policy before the trip even starts, it is pure propaganda. What justifies the marketing entourage? Leftist hunger to finally (finally!) end the despotism of conservatives. For those who currently hold the keys to the asylum, that goal justifies any action, no matter how blatantly biased or unscrupulous.
TOTA